Parademon Christmas: A Poem of Unspeakable Cheer

*Inspired by the ornament above, created by The Red Menace

Poem by: smalerie

There is a special day, that comes but once a year. A very special day, that fills all Apokolips’ hearts with cheer. Instead of shock and despair, The smell of cookies fills the air For today is the day the Parademons have their Christmas.

There are no trainings today On the land or in the sky. Darkseid takes a break And no one wonders why. He visits bearing gifts All Parademons’ hearts he lifts For today is the day the Parademons have their Christmas.

This Parademon got shiny jet wings And a new doll, who smiles and sings. There is no sweeter joy than this, A day you (for your own safety) should not miss For today is the day the Parademons have their Christmas.

As the day draws to a close All the Parademons collect in rows They deck and then burn down the tree. Tis a wonderous thing to see All Hail to the Parademons and their Christmas.